This is the first time to understand this black cat problem.
"Well, even if you’ve been on earth, I argued about this question and shrugged." I want to know what you’re doing here? " By the way, I made a famous saying, "You violated my territory.
"I don’t know if this belongs to you." The black cat obviously has some shrinking taste. "I’m looking for some food! I haven’t eaten for a long time.
"what are you going to eat?" I disdained to say, "Human brain or human heart? Or do you need to suck blood? "
"oh! My day turned out to be this monster PeiXiaoKai rushed to two steps "Liu Ge I killed him", "Don’t scratch the black cat’s paw and shrink back and hold your back wall tight" I don’t eat these things.
"Slow down" I grabbed Pei Xiaokai’s hand and motioned him to step back two steps. Then I pressed the black cat again. "Then tell me what you are and what you mainly eat?"
The black cat hesitated and said, "I am a brave warrior." I shouted when I went to Nima. "Although I have never seen a brave warrior before, at least I know it won’t be like you! What do you look like? A cat and a black cat that doesn’t look attractive at all. Would you be brave? " I pointed to it. "I really want to chop down your nonsense."
"Don’t" the black cat’s paw stretched out, which seemed a little surrendering. "I was really brave, but I succeeded in deterring this guy with my own arrogance. There was still a little smug taste in my heart, but a second later I knew the real reason-Pei Xiaokai rushed past me and grabbed it by the neck hair and picked it up!
Whether Pei Xiaokai is carrying a cat or a black cat is being carried tells me that this is a black cat!
In the third quarter, coercion and inducement
I slammed a car door and threw the black cat within three meters of the Buddha’s bone in the back seat. I’m definitely not worried that this guy got away.
Reached out and pulled out a bag from the passenger side. I pulled out one from it, then lit the engine and turned on the lights.
At that time, the price of gasoline was only a few yuan, which was really affordable. I was willing to start the machine to light the car lights. If the price of gasoline is now more than seven yuan, I guess I would rather find an unmanned street lamp.
The four names of "brave", also known as Tianlu, exorcism and Baixie, are a kind of mythical beast in ancient China. The dragon head, horse body and our feet are like lions, and they are gray and fierce. It is responsible for patrol workers to prevent monsters, plagues and diseases from disturbing the heaven. In ancient times, people often called it a beast with a mouth and anus that can swallow everything without leaking anything.
"Don’t worry about this introduction." The black cat suddenly jumped into the main driver’s box and the passenger’s box. "I’m really brave. I became like this because … because …" The black cat was obviously hiding something when he spoke hesitatingly.
Listen to have PeiXiaoKaiMa threatened "quick say or I’ll go back to dissect you.
"I don’t know." The black cat immediately surrendered. "I remember that a big fire stirred the quartet and burned it for dozens of days. Later, I saw many people digging a tomb and taking out gold and silver jewelry from it, so I wanted to have a big meal …" I opened my hand and there was such a paragraph at the back … "
"It’s good to eat," I said angrily. "You can eat a national bank if you want to eat a big meal.
The black cat smiled. (Ladies and gentlemen, I swear to God, the first time I saw a cat smile, it looked like a 70-year-old woman. You must see it when you have a chance.) "I sneaked into their team and just ate a little, and I was found …" "A little? How much is one point? " I interrupted, "What did you eat?"
"Not much, really not much, just a few boxes of jewelry," said the black cat. "You’re half full …" "You’re already full, and I spit." Your half full is enough for half the African people to have a party! go ahead
The black cat continued, "At that time, I was caught and they tried to kill me, but because a warlock recognized that I was afraid to kill me, he sealed me in a black cat’s body and then sealed me in a tripod and had me thrown into the sea. I was still waiting for the black cat to continue, but it seemed that the black cat had finished what it knew-it made a finished expression to indicate that it had finished."
"That’s all?" I asked, "You don’t know where I threw you … hmm, even if I threw you into the sea, you wouldn’t just pass out, would you?"
"It’s really passed out." The black cat hurriedly cried. "It’s really too cold inside.
Combining all the information, I have come to a conclusion that this is a brave thing. I don’t know that at that time, I was caught by greedy people, sealed in a black cat, and then thrown into the sea, and then came out because of something unexpected this year.
Here are a few questions. First, where is it so cold? Is it in the northern waters?
Two black cats lived in a time when a king’s mausoleum was excavated and there was a fire. What year was this?
Three, is this what the cat is going to do?
With these doubts, the reason why I didn’t join the boss is very simple. It’s already around three o’clock in the middle of the night. I don’t think an employee who often wakes the boss up from bed to answer the phone can get a higher salary.
So I can take them back to my rented room, which is located in Xiaojiahe, the south section of the Second Ring Road. I took out my key to open the door and turn on the light, and then stuffed the dirty clothes on the sofa into a ball and stuffed them in the corner of the room.
Pei Xiaokai seems to be a little surprised. "Wow, Liu Ge, your housing is so big. In those days, housing was generally allocated by units. Even if the family conditions were better, it was just three bedrooms and one living room. I saw this kind of housing there. Although it seems to be rebuilt by the warehouse, after all, there is a big word covering everything.
"Big is bigger, but there is a reason why I sighed." You and I both live on the second floor and the first floor. Generally speaking, people can’t live.
The black cat sniffs and smells in the existing house seems to be very unpreparedness. "Have you ever been too clean here?" Cong I raise a big finger. "The sample seems a little eye-catching.
The black cat triumphantly jumped onto the sofa and lay down lazily. "I didn’t miss it in vain …" It was obviously a long speech, but I didn’t give him the chance-I suddenly slapped the sofa. "Don’t tell me what’s wrong?"
Look at my attitude change so fast, the black cat can’t help but suddenly blindsided and resumed a pathetic look. "I really don’t remember so much."
I looked at Pei Xiaokai. "Has anything important happened recently?" After a pause, I added, "There are more suggestive methods to give elder brother one."
"Does the French champion count?"
"roll!
"Does the crash of Flight 459 in France count?"
“……”
See Pei Xiaokai is going to say something. I suddenly had a flash of inspiration. "By the way, you woke me up. The Russian nuclear submarine sank in the Arctic Ocean. When I calculated," It’s the 25th of the month, and there are thirteen days since the accident, and … ""The Arctic Ocean is just a cold place. Pei Xiaokai cried excitedly and pointed to a black cat. "This guy might really have been thrown out of the Arctic Ocean because of the nuclear submarine accident.
I nodded. "So it returned to the mainland and ran back."
The black cat blinked his eyes, which should be an endless puzzle to us. I smiled and leaned over. "Were you in the sea when you woke up?"
The little black cat nodded
"Did you run all the way back?" Pei Xiaokai also intervened, but this question almost choked me to death-Nima ran from the Arctic Ocean to CD? Do you think this is a cat or a land jet?
But the next thing that made my eyes fall even more was that the little black cat nodded again.
"Cat! Nod your head first, "I shouted angrily." You can run here from the Arctic Ocean? What’s your speed per hour for ten thousand kilometers?
PeiXiaoKai this just white I couldn’t help scratching his head a little embarrassed "oh yeah! How did you get here? " The first sentence is directed at me, and the attitude is naturally excellent, but the second sentence is turned to black cats, which is a bit murderous.
The black cat shrank back and thought for a while, but it seemed that it was wrong to nod, so it pawed its head and touched it and finally figured it out. "I was brought here by a big silver bird, and it stretched out its paws and gestured," There are many chairs in the big bird … I think they are coming, so am I … then I got another one … and finally I came here.
This is basically understood. It is estimated that after waking up, the black cat didn’t know what happened to a plane, so it came to Russia with the plane, and after several connecting flights, it arrived at CD.
I couldn’t ask anything after reading it, and I gave up trying-these questions are not what I care about most, and they are also the main reason why I brought him home. I want to ask about the problem of partial wealth
Even if it is attached to the cat’s body, its ability will not be lost, right? I am convinced of this, just like a cat possessed by a dog, which eventually led to the social situation of dog consumption and finally became slang.
"Don’t ask for a while, just like that. I’m going to have an intermission and let the little black cat go temporarily." Take a rest and I’ll cook some noodles-don’t let this sample run away while you stare at it.
There’s still something good in the kitchen at home. I quickly found half a dozen eggs and a pack of noodles in the refrigerator, and then I got a fried egg noodles by hand, and then I put sesame oil and salt in it to bring out three big bowls with fragrant smell.
To be honest, when I think about it today, I still miss Pei Xiaokai’s eating noodles at that time. At that time, the iron and the present were two different shapes. At that time, it was a plane that didn’t fight for it, which was like eating my meal.
After eating the noodles, I burped and sat opposite the sofa, watching the little black cat licking the noodle soup on the side of the bowl, and smiled and showed my white teeth. "Is the food delicious?"
"delicious
"Do you still want to eat?"
"I think black cats have made me see something about these three bowls of noodles. Say more, say less, and say less. Even the soup with water is at least a catty and a half. Pei Xiaokai and I just finished eating eggs and noodles, where we drank all the soup like it?
The black cat is not at all. I didn’t drink soup in Pei Xiaokai. I came over and drank the soup in two bowls-it is estimated that so much water is more than enough to drown it!
I smoked a cigarette and watched the black cat drink soup, secretly pleased.
Seeing that it finally finished eating, I started my own calculations. "Kai, do me a favor."
Peixiaokai "grace" a "what Liu Ge you commanded?
"Things always have to be done by one person, right? It’s fair that I cook noodles and you wash dishes, right? You should clean up the bowl now, right? " I’ve been three times in a row, right? Every time I say Pei Xiaokai, I nod my head. After that, he has got up, tidied up the table and chopsticks and walked into the kitchen.
"By the way, help the elder brother to deal with him. I think of a lot of dishes in the sink yesterday and the day before yesterday." Thanks, by the way.